July 27th, 2004

flavored with age

Like, it's totally trashy!

So I know you are all wondering: just want, exactly, the fuck did Leonard find in his dumpster that was so goddamn awesome that he made me wait all night for me to find out?

I will tell you. It was...

A TRASH CAN!



What, you say? That's it?

Yep! A trash can!



That's totally retarded, you say? Well what if I told you that this is not an ordinary trash can, but rather a CRAZY TRASH CAN MADE FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE WAY BACK IN THE MID-'60s AND IT HAS NUTTY HIPPIE SLOGANS ALL OVER IT? What if I told you it was made and sold at the precise moment when bald, overweight, peptic, cigar-chomping marketing executives all over America collectively said "Hell, I dunno, maybe these kids with their crazy hair, maybe we can sell them some damn thing before they destroy America"? What if I told you that this trash can is nothing less than an episode of Rowan & Martin's "Laugh-In", in trash can form?!?

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