August 24th, 2004

flavored with age

It's official: I suck

I just gave money to a political campaign for the first time in my life.

I feel so, so dirty. It's like I paid for a hooker, and I don't even have a blowjob to show for it.

Sigh. Remember the good old days, when I was a life-hating anarchist? Those were some times, I tell you. Well, I'm off to put a sign in my window and pray to the God I don't believe in that Kerry doesn't shiv the unions like Clinton did.