September 29th, 2004

flavored with age

The starving of America

Dear Jen Carfagno,

What the fuck? Did you just lose like 40 pounds overnight and have plastic surgery or something? I know you're just on the Weather Channel, but girl, don't give up yo' soul. Fight the power! Have some fried pie!

Hoping it's just a new haircut,

flavored with age

Trip at the brain

Man, this cold has just got right on my ass and is beating me up and down the street screaming "WHERE MY RENT'S AT, BITCH?". I went through a box and a half of Kleenex in like six hours yesterday. I got too much to do for this being sick nonsense. Who wants to take this thing off my hands? There's twenty bucks in it for you. Just come over here and let me cough in your face for about eight minutes.