December 21st, 2004

flavored with age

MAN I LOVE THE WEATHER CHANNEL

There was just a piece about how this duck fell asleep on the river here in Chic, and its ass got frozen to the surface when the whole river frosted overnight. So the city actually sent out a worker on this emergency slide to go out and pry the goddamn thing up off the ice and make sure it was okay. Man, crazy. Sometimes I really like this town. We have a frozen duck rescue unit.