Today's Ludic Log: Holiday Week continues as I completely rip off Ed Gorey for a Christmas poem for the kiddies! Boy, are you going to love this one, or hate it!
There was just a piece about how this duck fell asleep on the river here in Chic, and its ass got frozen to the surface when the whole river frosted overnight. So the city actually sent out a worker on this emergency slide to go out and pry the goddamn thing up off the ice and make sure it was okay. Man, crazy. Sometimes I really like this town. We have a frozen duck rescue unit.