A schediastic hootenanny

- some sack of shit electrician killed that judge's family

- it snowed

- things in Iraq still not going so well

- Forbes released their annual "fuck you, peasants" list

- the law now protects lenders from irresponsible debtors; no laws currently proposed to protect borrowers from irresponsible lenders

- a guy is going to eat his bunny unless he gets fifty grand

- it was some people's birthday

- there's another Trial of the Century going on and guess what? a celebrity is involved

- Jesus didn't come back, or if he did, the liberal media didn't cover it

- L.L. Cool J was hard as hell, battled anybody (didn't care -- you tell); he excelled, we all failed, cracked some shells as he did rock the bells

Israeli army: no nerds need apply.

So, there you have it: 'psychological' proof that roleplayers are weak-willed, easily influenced and detached from reality. Certainly not the kind of qualities you'd want in a soldier! Sorry, geeks, but you're going to have to find some other way of killing 13-year-old Palestinians.