April 12th, 2005

flavored with age

IN DEEZ NOOZ

I disagree with the definition of both "celeb" and "esoteric" in this article.

Elsewhere in deez noooooooooz:

- New terror indictments scheduled to fail within 6 months' time
- Rumsfeld warns against corruption; press corps politely tries not to laugh
- Negroponte vows to find evidence of U.S. intelligence
- Bush says trained, dead Iraqi troops outnumber American
- FDA flooded with volunteers for breast implant safety study
- Stocks rally on news of stomping death of kitten, cancer in children
- Jackson accuser's stepfather: "the kid is not my son"
- Tyson vows to rape, kill next opponent; sequence unclear
- Walrus-mustached motherfucker set to further ruin America's reputation