August 5th, 2005

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Oddville

Hey, friends in the Chicagoland area: I probably won't make it due to last-minute unpacking issues and the arrival of my terrific gal ninafarina and her Li'l' Duce tomorrow AM, but if you'er smart, you'll go to Vaudeville Underground tonight. It's at 7:30, in the old Glade Hall in Logan Square (Altgeld & Talman). It's a real live Vaudeville show, with magicians and musicians and for all I know, dancing midgets. Best of all, my pals Lara and Jeff will be performing a slate of original music. I've been to VU a bunch of times before, and it's always a blast -- good entertainment and a chance to support local artists for cheap. It's a really cool venue, too, with plenty of excellent restaurants, including the breathtaking Lula Cafe, nearby.
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Bastards

- I suppose you all think you're better than me because you're at WizardWorld. Well, you know what? YOU ARE.

- The music forum nerds are now moving on to posting their 100 greatest records of all time. They're killing me, I tell you, killing me.

- I have a couple of presents for my gal when she comes to visit over my birthday weekend, and I even threw in some fun toys for her kid:

1. Stuffed animal (donated by thaitea)
2. Spinning hypno-top
3. Firearm
4. Poisonous metallic Dr. Doom figurine
5. Trip to beach to pick up infectious disease
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Speaking of WizardWorld...

...today is the day that DC's Greatest Imaginary Stories comes out. It's the first and one of the best of a whole line of prestige-format reprints of DC classics, including these forthcoming titles:

Superman's Jackoff Pal, Jimmy Olsen
Great Moments in Fishnets
(featuring Black Canary & Zatanna)
That Douchebag Jimmy Olsen Again
DC's Finest Fill-In Issues
(and the companion piece, DC's Finest Missed Deadlines)
Fuck You, Jimmy Olsen
Oddly Sadomasochistic Wonder Woman Stories
Sorry, Jimmy Olsen, You're On Your Own This Time
Superboy & Young Lex Luthor: Stop Touching Me
Goddamn It, Jimmy Olsen
Inside Green Arrow's Medicine Cabinet
Jimmy Olsen's Greatest Fuckups
Curt Swan & Murphy Anderson: When Beefy Met Meaty
Jimmy Olsen Stories We Wish Were Imaginary But Which, Sadly, Actually Existed
Flash's Rogues Gallery in 3D: Agggh, My Eyes
Jimmy Olsen-Pete Ross Smackdown!
The Jutting Elbows of Carmine Infantino
Darkseid Shoves a Barbed-Wire Corncob Up Jimmy Olsen's Ass
The Silver Age Wigs of Supergirl
Shut Up Already, Jimmy Olsen
Space This, Space That, Space the Other Thing: The World of Julius Schwartz
Superman's Favorite Transvestite, Jimmy Olsen*
Flash, Ah-Ah, He'll Save Every One of Us
Mary Kate, Ashley & Jimmy Olsen
Superboy & Young Lex Luthor II: Why Are You Heat-Visioning Yourself? Why Are You Heat-Visioning Yourself?
Bizarro Jimmy Olsen: Men Behaving Sensibly


I'm really looking forward to these!

*: Note that it would be staggeringly easy to compile just such a selection. Given Jimmy's prediliction for dressing up like a pretty lay-tee, it would probably run to about 500 pages.