October 22nd, 2005

i brung you purty flowers

WHITE SOX!

Three more to go. Three more.

Speaking as an ex-fat pitcher, Bobby Jenks is an inspiration to fat pitchers everywhere.

What better reason to be drunk tonight, my friends? Let's hear it again, again, and once more again. Sorry if you're sick of it; don't click, or be patient: please baby please, three more and you won't have to hear it again this year.