No, it wasn't this pointless, even-stupider-than-expected article by Ben Shapiro over at Town Hall, where he explains that, if the media were in charge, we'd all be living under Islamist fundamentalism and have to obey Sharia law for some reason. That's a good guess, though.
It was the IMDB message boards for Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector. I beg of you, if you wish to preserve the precious illusion that your fellow man is capable of intelligence, uplift, inspiration: do not click.
Damned for all time.