Yes, I'm sacrificing the greatest relationshp I have had or ever will have for the sake of a poll that isn't even that funny! I'm just that kind of fruit bat!
Hummus and pita for breakfast is:
somewhere between delicious and revolting!
not nearly as good as cigars and beer!
Uh uh, include me out of this shit, holmes
The appropriate number of drinks to have at night is:
two, but since you make all your drinks doubles, really four
dependent on whether or not it helps you get some
impossible to estimate
fi...wait, are you using LiveJournal to settle domestic situations?
Using LiveJournal to settle domestic situations is:
okay if it's your girlfriend's idea
the whole purpose of LiveJournal
something I wish I had the nerve to do
something I wish I had the significant other to do
not as much fun as having sixteen drinks and then doing it
You want to buy 28 bottles of liquor to complete your home bar. Your girlfriend thinks that 28 bottles of liquor is, given current budgetary expenses, excessive. You should:
abandon this asinine plan to buy 28 bottles of liquor, because your girlfriend is right
tell her that you're the man, damn it, and you'll do what you please, because your girlfriend is wrong
seek treatment at Alcoholics Anonymous immediately
try and talk her down to a more reasonable 25 bottles
keep making her tequila shooters until she'll agree to anything
seriously reconsider using LiveJournal to settle your domestic situations
contemplate what the combination of heavy drinking and a raw food diet is going to do to your intestinal functions
steal a bunch of money and use that to pay for the liquor so it doesn't show up as an expense
just steal the liquor
hope you have enjoyed your two weeks of cohabitation, because this poll is gonna result in her kicking your ass right out
Conceive of a way my reputation could be even worse after posting this poll.