Also because I never post anything else anymore, and because all work and no play makes Leonard...well, no more dull than before, but dull in a different kind of way.
What you like to do in a fight, tough stuff?
I like to PUNCH like I was crazy Mike Tyson!
I like to KICK like I was super kung fu ninja!
I like to CLAW like I was some bitchy eagle monster!
I like to BUTT THE HEAD like I was drunken Scots-person!
I like to FIGHT WITH KNIVES like hardcore prison style!
I like to SHOOT MY GUNS like Mr. Wild West, slap leather whooop!
I like to GRAPPLE like a sweaty drugged-out gay wrestler!
I like to do ALL THOSE THINGS AND MORE!
I do not like to fight! Thank you very much! You brute!
I use SPACE LASERS or MY MIND or something!
What you like to do on the dance floor, sexy?
I like to TANGO! La la Latin style steez!
I like to HIP HOP DANCE like my name was Shabbadoo Quinones!
I like to WALTZ! Because it's slow and boring like me!
I like to FOX TROT! Because I like foxes and sometimes have the trots!
I like TAP DANCING! I'm all Gregory Hines up in your shit!
I like JAZZ DANCING, whatever that is!
I like MODERN DANCE because I'm a fruit!
I like THAT SPAZZY FREEFORM JERKING ABOUT that white people do!
I do not like to dance! Thank you very much!
I prefer some other bullshit dance you never even heard of!
What unnecessary, decadent pieces of modern technology do you own?
a cellular telephone
a digital television recording device
a portable mp3 player
a home video game console
a satellite radio receiver
a global position system
a digital video camera
a portable digital assistant
a digital video disc burner/duplicator
I own all of those things
I own none of those things
I find this poll insulting and offensive, you big fat hypocrite
I am answering this poll using smoke signals
allow me to tell you about some even more ridiculous toys I own
What was the coolest gang in "The Warriors"?
the Gramercy Riffs
the Turnbull A.C.s
the New York Baseball Furies
I think you've asked this question before but you probably don't remember because your polls all suck so hard
I don't have any idea what you're talking about
Please invent a new colored car ribbon magnet and explain what it signifies.