May 12th, 2006

can you dig it?

I'm only posting this poll because my girlfriend made me

Also because I never post anything else anymore, and because all work and no play makes Leonard...well, no more dull than before, but dull in a different kind of way.

Poll #727702 Fight Day!

What you like to do in a fight, tough stuff?

I like to PUNCH like I was crazy Mike Tyson!
4(6.2%)
I like to KICK like I was super kung fu ninja!
6(9.4%)
I like to CLAW like I was some bitchy eagle monster!
1(1.6%)
I like to BUTT THE HEAD like I was drunken Scots-person!
4(6.2%)
I like to FIGHT WITH KNIVES like hardcore prison style!
1(1.6%)
I like to SHOOT MY GUNS like Mr. Wild West, slap leather whooop!
1(1.6%)
I like to GRAPPLE like a sweaty drugged-out gay wrestler!
7(10.9%)
I like to do ALL THOSE THINGS AND MORE!
10(15.6%)
I do not like to fight! Thank you very much! You brute!
13(20.3%)
I use SPACE LASERS or MY MIND or something!
17(26.6%)

What you like to do on the dance floor, sexy?

I like to TANGO! La la Latin style steez!
3(4.6%)
I like to HIP HOP DANCE like my name was Shabbadoo Quinones!
2(3.1%)
I like to WALTZ! Because it's slow and boring like me!
1(1.5%)
I like to FOX TROT! Because I like foxes and sometimes have the trots!
1(1.5%)
I like TAP DANCING! I'm all Gregory Hines up in your shit!
1(1.5%)
I like JAZZ DANCING, whatever that is!
0(0.0%)
I like MODERN DANCE because I'm a fruit!
1(1.5%)
I like THAT SPAZZY FREEFORM JERKING ABOUT that white people do!
29(44.6%)
I do not like to dance! Thank you very much!
21(32.3%)
I prefer some other bullshit dance you never even heard of!
6(9.2%)

What unnecessary, decadent pieces of modern technology do you own?

a cellular telephone
3(4.5%)
a digital television recording device
0(0.0%)
a satellite dish
0(0.0%)
a portable mp3 player
2(3.0%)
a home video game console
2(3.0%)
a satellite radio receiver
0(0.0%)
a global position system
0(0.0%)
a digital video camera
0(0.0%)
a portable digital assistant
0(0.0%)
a digital video disc burner/duplicator
0(0.0%)
I own all of those things
0(0.0%)
I own none of those things
2(3.0%)
I find this poll insulting and offensive, you big fat hypocrite
0(0.0%)
I am answering this poll using smoke signals
2(3.0%)
allow me to tell you about some even more ridiculous toys I own
0(0.0%)

What was the coolest gang in "The Warriors"?

the Warriors
5(7.6%)
the Gramercy Riffs
9(13.6%)
the Rogues
1(1.5%)
the Turnbull A.C.s
0(0.0%)
the Orphans
2(3.0%)
the New York Baseball Furies
17(25.8%)
the Lizzies
4(6.1%)
the Punks
0(0.0%)
I think you've asked this question before but you probably don't remember because your polls all suck so hard
5(7.6%)
I don't have any idea what you're talking about
23(34.8%)

Please invent a new colored car ribbon magnet and explain what it signifies.