May 31st, 2006

naked and ashamed

MUSIC MAKE RUNCHTIME FUNS!

I don't use any "file-sharing" software, because we all know that's just a fancy term for "stealing" and I don't want to deprive Tommy Mottola of another Lexus. But if I did, I might have this to say.

SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR:: "Little Girls", Kool Keith (from Sex Style)
SEARCH TERM ENTERED:: "little girls sex style"
REACTION CAUSED BY SEARCH RESULTS::

SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR:: "I Try", Basehead (from Play with Toys)
SEARCH TERM ENTERED:: "try play with toys"
REACTION CAUSED BY SEARCH RESULTS::

SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR:: "Hot Sex", A Tribe Called Quest (from The Love Movement)
SEARCH TERM ENTERED:: "hot sex love movement"
REACTION CAUSED BY SEARCH RESULTS::

SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR:: "6 Minutes of Pleasure", L.L. Cool J (from Mama Said Knock You Out)
SEARCH TERM ENTERED:: "mama said minutes pleasure"
REACTION CAUSED BY SEARCH RESULTS::

SONG I WAS LOOKING FOR:: "Pimp the Ho", Too $hort (from Life is...Too $hort)
SEARCH TERM ENTERED:: "short pimp ho"
REACTION CAUSED BY SEARCH RESULTS::

Also, while I was working this morning, my iTunes, which by the way is now at 25,152 songs and is clearly a desperate cry for help, played the following songs in succession:

1. "U Got the Look", Prince & Sheena Easton
2. "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)", the Pet Shop Boys
3. "Still Loving You", the Scorpions

What this means I have no idea, but I had the sudden urge to grow back my rat-tail and acquire a Members Only jacket. I have good taste in music, really I do.