June 16th, 2006

bringin home a baby bumblebee

Thank goodness for routine

Hey, it's Friday!

Poll #749524 A Return to Normalcy

Burger?

King
7(13.7%)
Whata
3(5.9%)
Chef
4(7.8%)
In 'n' Out
11(21.6%)
Lota
1(2.0%)
Fat
3(5.9%)
Flame
3(5.9%)
Pizza
6(11.8%)
Hitler
6(11.8%)
Warren
7(13.7%)

Hitchcock?

THE GREATEST
3(5.7%)
Great
36(67.9%)
Good, not great
9(17.0%)
Okay
4(7.5%)
Stinko
1(1.9%)

HBO?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (the rich nebbish show)
0(0.0%)
Oz (the butt rape in jail show)
0(0.0%)
The Sopranos (the New Jersey garbage disposal show)
0(0.0%)
Six Feet Under (the gay undertaker show)
0(0.0%)
Deadwood (the non-stop cursing cowboy show)
0(0.0%)
The Wire (the drug dealers on an orange sofa show)
1(2.0%)
Big Love (the Repo Man as a crazy Mormon show)
0(0.0%)
Carnivale (the dueling midget/preacher show)
0(0.0%)
Real Sex (the blow-up dolls & German tree-fuckers show)
0(0.0%)
Arli$$ (the asshole sports agent show)
0(0.0%)
Dream On (the America's brief nightmare affair with Brian Benben show)
0(0.0%)
Entourage (the show with all the annoying qualities of Arli$$ and Curb Your Enthusiasm)
0(0.0%)
Fraggle Rock (the Jim Henson acid trip show)
4(7.8%)
K Street (the reptilian politicos schmoozing show)
0(0.0%)
Mr. Show (the show that was too goddamn good for HBO to actually pay for)
5(9.8%)

Shaolin animal styles?

DRAGON!
5(9.4%)
TIGER!
6(11.3%)
CRANE!
6(11.3%)
SNAKE!
3(5.7%)
MONKEY!
8(15.1%)
CAT!
3(5.7%)
EAGLE!
2(3.8%)
LEOPARD!
1(1.9%)
DUCK!
7(13.2%)
WAIT, A DRAGON ISN'T AN ANIMAL! AND DUCK? ARE YOU SERIOUS?
12(22.6%)

Detail, if you please, your embarrassing crush on a famous athlete.

i brung you purty flowers

KSA! KSA! KSA!

Aw, nuts, I was gonna put in a question about how awesome it will be (poll choices: TOTALLY AWESOME, MORE AWESOME THAN ANYTHING, THE AWESOMEST, SUPER MEGA BITCHIN' AWESOME, and KEEP DREAMING, FATSO) when my boys from *** SAUDI ARABIA *** win the World Cup!

Ah well. Next time. SAMI AL-JEBER 4 EVAH!