November 3rd, 2006

dude!

Only spam knows the real me

From a headhunter letter:

Your resume revealed itself to me while performing a candidate search on Careerbuilder.com.

It...it REVEALED ITSELF TO YOU? Were there clouds and trumpets? Did my years in the natural foods business speak its name to you in the voice of God? No wonder I haven't been getting many callbacks.

From a Cialis junker:

Wanna hold a brick on your dick?

I...NO! NO! In the name of -- why on Earth would I want that?