November 10th, 2006

banana

In & Out Burger

IN FOR 2007:

- holistic plumbing
- frozen okra on a stick (with or without chocolate)
- artless euphemisms
- prick-lit (lightly humorous urban novels about male stock market traders)
- ironic old-lady sequined kitty sweatshirts
- Shakespeare revivals (not of his plays, but attempts to reanimate his corpse)
- virtual cooking
- Welsh-style pizza (lamb, leeks & Caerphilly)
- adopting Third World turtles
- the Not-So-Special Olympics (for non-mentally-challenged but nonetheless lazy, stupid and awkward athletes)