Kim's Super-Special Doomsday Fort DO NOT ENTER
You know how every nerdy kid in the world, when they're like eight years old, draws a cutaway picture of a fort or a mountain or a castle, and makes little diagrams of all the nerdy shit they would want in it if they could actually build their dream fort? Like, there's a room with a giant TV and "Star Wars" playing 24/7, and there's a robot wearing a Batman costume who patrols the grounds, and the kitchen serves peanut butter and Mrs. Butterworth's sandwiches and you get to it by sliding down a pole? That kind of thing?
Well, Kim Jong Il is that nerdy kid. The only difference is he grew up to run his own country.
Well, Kim Jong Il is that nerdy kid. The only difference is he grew up to run his own country.