What do you like about the zoo?
Who is your favorite recurring character from "The Dugout"?
Which area of your residence, aside from your bedroom, is your preferred location for sexual intercourse?
Which of the following statements best describes your attitude regarding me and my worldview?
What do you want from this LiveJournal for Christmas, little boy/girl/self-selected gender identity?
*: This is what passed for meaningful lyrics in previous generations.
Anyway, I'm thinking of going with "The most fun you can have between two legs."