February 7th, 2007

stella stella can't you hear me yella

Extrawhorin'

I'm never above a little whoring for my friends, especially a swell dame like zulkey. And since I know that some of you are fans of The Office, I will direct you towards the portion of her site where she sells Team Karen/Team Pam t-shirts.

Personally, I'm waiting until a "Team Creed" t-shirt is available in XXL, but that shouldn't stop the rest of you from giving her your money.
is this thing on?

Tittles

I have to haul my no-insurance-havin' ass to the dentist this morning, which I'm looking forward to about as much as I am my upcoming extradition to Camp X-Ray. Today's posting is therefore dedicated to the morphine and/or Demerol I'm hoping they pump me full of.

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I was terrified when I thought that I might be inadvertently patterning my life after James Lileks. Now it seems that James Lileks might be patterning his life after mine, and I'm suicidal.

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Not surprisingly, even their ideological soulmate Kathryn Jean Lopez -- the only female voice on NRO's The Corner -- thinks Jonah Goldberg and John Podhoretz are geeks.
stella stella can't you hear me yella

Whorin'

Today's Ludic Log: New Comics Wednesday features a return to the all-new OHOTMU, so all you nerds out there, have a ball. The upside: I think this one is better than most of the OHOTMU recaps I've written lately. The downside: this fucking thing took me six hours to write. You bastards owe me.