March 26th, 2007

good grief

HOORAY FOR THE FOLLOWING ARGUMENTS THAT NEVER MAKE ME WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE

- all the music of today sucks, or, at the very least, is not as good as the music we used to have when I was younger

- someone once said/did something I disagree with, and therefore nothing they say should be believed

- your suggestion goes against the way we have done things in the past or the way a slight majority of us believe we should do them now and thus has no merit

- your suggestion has never been tried before and so it must be wrong

- my suggestion has never been tried before and so it must be right

- if you laugh at that joke, you must hate (minority group)

- if you say that my joke is offensive to (minority group), you are a fascist

- there may not actually be anything wrong with what you are doing, but there are people who think that it's wrong, and so you should stop doing it so as to preserve the appearance that those people are right

- if you can't guess why I am angry with you, you are not only wrong but also stupid

- but God says different
banana

Polare, hey hey

I'll get some selected results up later on, I promise.

Poll #954042 Another pleasant polling Monday

What's up with cereal?

Man, I don't like none of that cereal, get that shit right on outta here
6(7.9%)
I can takes me some cereal or I can leaves me some cereal
19(25.0%)
Shit, fella, if I don't get cereal every day, it ain't no kinda day, is what
8(10.5%)
Fill that bowl up and keep it coming, son, I'll eat the whole goldang box if you got enough milk
9(11.8%)
I tell you what, screw the milk sideways, I just bound to hand-scoop that bitch out of the box right into my crawdaddy
4(5.3%)
I'd bathe in the shit if I weren't a churchgoin' type
1(1.3%)
Well it all depends on the kinda cereal now don't it?
29(38.2%)

To which of the following large American cities have you been?

New York
3(4.2%)
Los Angeles
0(0.0%)
Chicago
1(1.4%)
Houston
0(0.0%)
Philadelphia
0(0.0%)
Phoenix
0(0.0%)
San Diego
1(1.4%)
San Antonio
0(0.0%)
Dallas
0(0.0%)
San Jose
0(0.0%)

What do you make of Hillary Clinton's chances to become President in 2008?

I support her, but she has no chance of winning
7(9.3%)
She has no chance of winning, which is good
17(22.7%)
She could win, but I hope she doesn't
26(34.7%)
She could win, and I hope she does
11(14.7%)
Don't know/no opinion
14(18.7%)

What's the best thing about eating meat?

How it is delicious
52(68.4%)
How it is nutritious
1(1.3%)
How it makes me just like everybody else
1(1.3%)
How an animal had to suffer and die for it
3(3.9%)
How it gives me the opportunity to legally kill something
0(0.0%)
How it makes me feel like a caveman
4(5.3%)
How it's super manly
2(2.6%)
How it makes me think of that Beef Council commercial where they play Aaron Copland at me and I get all patriotic
6(7.9%)
I don't eat meat, you murdering death-eater
4(5.3%)
count as meat because, well, just because, that's all
3(3.9%)

If you were a contestant on a reality show where you and a celebrity were pitted in a no-rules battle to the death against one another, what celebrity would be your deadly arch-nemesis?



(The last option on Q4 should read "I only eat chicken and fish, which don't count as meat because, well, just because". I really wish you could edit polls.)