March 27th, 2007

more bad news

My local paper, ladies and gentlemen

The San Antonio Express-News, having already racked up a "Most Self-Involved Marketing Disguised as News" award for the front-page story that they have changed the font on their logo, pulls off a rare triple play. In a single headline over a piece about the funeral of murdered infant sisters, they snag the coveted "Mawkish Headline of the Year" trophy as well as the always-valuable "Most Inappropriate Use of Pop-Culture Pun" plaque:

TEARS FOR TWO