May 9th, 2007

that's that

Oh, also, "American Idol" recap

CELEBRITY COACH GIBB: Ancient, insisted everyone sing the same way he did, clearly wanted to do Jordin

PAULA: clearly wanted to do Blake

RYAN TOOTHPASTE: more annoying than usual

JORDIN: first fantastic, then mediocre

BLAKE: boring and bland both times

LAKISHA: first good, then no so much

MELINDA: first okay, then amazing

DOOMED: should be Blake, but probably will be LaKisha