May 28th, 2007

on a steel horse I ride

Oh how you will learn to hate this poll

All right, it's finally time for funny hats.

We're going to combine it with the Monday poll. But not your ordinary Monday poll, NO. A Monday poll of exacting scientific certitude, which will determine once and for all, with razor-keen accuracy, what is the funniest of all hats. This poll will be like March Madness, but with hats, and in May, and much more boring.

Rules: no helmets, no bonnets, no masks, no crowns. Just hats. And only regular hats, nothing that's an outright gag hat. If I left off your favorite, too bad. Please do not post "You forgot ________!" Because I really, really, really hate it when you do that. Voting will stay open in this poll for 24 hours, and then round two will go up. Do not vote on your favorite hat, or the cutest hat, or the hat with the photo you like most, or the hat with the funniest name. Vote for the funniest hat. THIS IS SCIENCE, DAMMIT, STOP SNIGGERING.

In case you don't know what some of these hats look like, I have included a photographic guide, Collapse )
Now GO!
Poll #992810 Funny Hats, Round 1

Which is funnier?

shako
27(87.1%)
keffiyeh
4(12.9%)

Which is funnier?

montera
7(22.6%)
fez
24(77.4%)

Which is funnier?

turban
5(16.1%)
toque blanche
26(83.9%)

Which is funnier?

tricorner hat
17(54.8%)
mortarboard
14(45.2%)

Which is funnier?

fedora
4(12.9%)
budenovka
27(87.1%)

Which is funnier?

spodik
5(16.7%)
energy dome
25(83.3%)

Which is funnier?

coolie hat
15(48.4%)
top hat
16(51.6%)

Which is funnier?

homburg
9(29.0%)
garrison cap
22(71.0%)

Which is funnier?

porkpie hat
24(77.4%)
nurse's cap
7(22.6%)

Which is funnier?

hennin
5(16.1%)
fruit hat
26(83.9%)

Which is funnier?

Panama hat
13(41.9%)
Gatsby
18(58.1%)

Which is funnier?

ushanka
22(71.0%)
swim cap
9(29.0%)

Which is funnier?

coonskin cap
21(67.7%)
jester's cap
10(32.3%)

Which is funnier?

kolpik
22(71.0%)
kepi
9(29.0%)

Which is funnier?

shtreimel
20(64.5%)
Phrygian cap
11(35.5%)

Which is funnier?

sun hat
10(32.3%)
bowler
21(67.7%)

Which is funnier?

karakul
5(16.1%)
nightcap
26(83.9%)

Which is funnier?

mitre
26(83.9%)
kufi
5(16.1%)

Which is funnier?

Gurkha
13(43.3%)
Rasta tam
17(56.7%)

Which is funnier?

deerstalker
23(74.2%)
pillbox hat
8(25.8%)

Which is funnier?

cowboy hat
7(22.6%)
barrettina
24(77.4%)

Which is funnier?

Trilby
13(41.9%)
tuque
18(58.1%)

Which is funnier?

chaperon
23(76.7%)
golf hat
7(23.3%)

Which is funnier?

sombrero
18(58.1%)
dunce cap
13(41.9%)

Which is funnier?

Balmoral
20(64.5%)
peaked cap
11(35.5%)

Which is funnier?

caubeen
11(35.5%)
stovepipe hat
20(64.5%)

Which is funnier?

tam o'shanter
10(32.3%)
Beefeater's hat
21(67.7%)

Which is funnier?

capotain
18(58.1%)
cloche
13(41.9%)

Which is funnier?

fishing hat
19(61.3%)
yarmulke
12(38.7%)

Which is funnier?

beret
5(16.1%)
bicorne
26(83.9%)

Which is funnier?

boater
12(38.7%)
bucket hat
19(61.3%)

Which is funnier?

beanie
18(58.1%)
sailor hat
13(41.9%)