I'm sorry this isn't better. I'm not actually feeling that well.
A global invasion by which of the following famous monsters of filmdom would you find the most tolerable?
Which transition would be the least tolerable?
emperor to simperer
Which of the following things have you done?
Performed live stand-up or sketch comedy
Sung in public in front of 50 or more people
Acted in a play or show in front of a paying crowd
Written for a publication with a circulation of over 1,000
Danced for a paying crowd
Stood for local or national political office
Given a speech or a reading in front of more than 100 people
Played a musical instrument in front of 50 or more people
Been a guest on a radio or television show
Had art displayed at a major gallery show or museum
Been the subject of a major news story
Been transformed into a monster or supervillain and rampaged through a city
There are not enough of these in Hollywood:
Pauly Shore movies
sensitive European art films with two women kissing
adaptations of shitty 1980s cartoons
movies where Morgan Freeman helps a white person acheive something
Adam Sandler movies
crappy American comedy films with two women kissing
superhero Marxist literary theorists
adptations of shitty 1970s TV shows
Write my obituary, please. I want to have a lot to choose from.