September 17th, 2007

banana

Workin' in a poll mine, goin' down south

Lord! I am so tired! How long can this go on?

Poll #1056645 Clever Monday Poll Name #386

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

True
9(15.0%)
False
3(5.0%)
True, but stupid
16(26.7%)
It is better still to have loved and won
31(51.7%)
It is better still to have neither loved nor lost
1(1.7%)

Which are acceptable breakfast options?

Pancakes and sausage
0(0.0%)
Fruity Pebbles
0(0.0%)
Leftover pizza
0(0.0%)
Granola/Meusli
0(0.0%)
Energy drink/shake
0(0.0%)
Power/Clif/Luna/Balance/Zone bar
0(0.0%)
Fresh fruit
0(0.0%)
Bagel with fatty topping
0(0.0%)
Some form of fried potato
0(0.0%)
Eggs
0(0.0%)
Double Whopper with cheese
0(0.0%)
Snickers bar
0(0.0%)
Coffee
0(0.0%)
Whiskey
0(0.0%)
Skipping it altogether
1(1.6%)

I think "The Adventures of Internet Starring Outer Space North Koreans MC Boy and DJ Aak" is:

hilarious
6(10.3%)
stupid
0(0.0%)
tragic
0(0.0%)
bewildering
13(22.4%)
pathetic
0(0.0%)
insane
4(6.9%)
brilliant
4(6.9%)
annoying
1(1.7%)
what?
26(44.8%)
my mother taught me that if you can't say something nice you just shouldn't say anything at all
4(6.9%)

I look really good today.

True
3(4.9%)
False
7(11.5%)
Not for me to say
6(9.8%)
Modesty forbids
6(9.8%)
Wait, who's the "I" in that sentence?
39(63.9%)

Replace a classic sitcom character with a famous movie monster. Explain why it would be hilarious.

wasted AND stoned

Wasted weekend

Things I did this weekend:

1. Spent a large amount of time being really, really sick. Some vile illness is circulating around the Yellow Rectangular Border Publishing offices (one of my co-workers has developed walking pneumonia, so much less sassy than rockin' pneumonia), and it caught up to me on Friday. I tried to just sleep as much as possible, but my new best friend insomnia was over for another visit, so I spent most of the time awake and miserable.

2. Freelancing. Freelancing. Freelancing.

3. Got news of a possible project that would be interesting and lucrative, and require a visit to Hollywood. Those are the upsides. The downsides would be working with someone who I kinda hate, and also the fact that this project actually has about a one in a hundred chance of actually happening. We'll see.

4. Bought drug paraphernalia and a book on Texas ghost towns. Contemplated ways in which these two things could be combined.

5. Nothin'.

TWO WEEKS UNTIL STATE FAIR, WHOOOOOOOO