I used to sleep. I don't do that anymore. Here's a poll.
What makes you lose sleep?
the physical qualities of where I sleep
other (see Comments)
I sleep quite well, thank you
What is your favorite thing about sleeping?
Being unconscious for hours at a time without dying
It’s the one time of day where people aren’t allowed to bother you
Waking up refreshed
The possibility of a relatively painless death
I would describe myself as
a "normal sleep pattern-having pigeon"
an average, run-of-the-mill supervillain bent on global dominion
required by the federal Self-Description Act of 1952
something I want to do forever
something I can do when I'm dead
an awesome gloom metal/stoner rock band
kind of a funny-looking word, if you think about it
was a short-lived comic strip by the creator of "Love Is..."
a thing you really can't appreciate unless you do it about 16 hours a day
Normally, I grace the other drunks at my office with a “Drink of the Week”. Last week, though, I was too busy, and I forgot, so I’ll have to play catch-up. What should be this week’s Drink of the Week?