November 9th, 2007

on a steel horse I ride

Tasteful San Antonio: The Tastening

SETTING: The Wal-Mart. Express lane. 9:30PM.

CAST: Two young gentlemen and their lovely paramour; a clerk.

THE PURCHASES: Two packs of menthols; box of condoms.


CLERK: That'll be $15.93.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1: How much?

CLERK: $15.93.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1: You got five dollars, man? I only got fifteen.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #2: I ain't got nothin'.

YOUNG GENTLEMAN #1 (to CLERK): Put the condoms back.

Aaaaaand...SCENE.