June 16th, 2008

banana

Here is your MONDAY POLL

Take it, don't bake it.

Poll #1205603 "I Love a Poll!" (Henry King, 1956; w/Gloria Grahame & Rory Calhoun)

There's these widgets. Who orta make the most mayonnaise for 'em?

Them what creates 'em
25(45.5%)
Them what manufactures 'em
4(7.3%)
Them what distributes 'em
0(0.0%)
Them what sells 'em
2(3.6%)
Them what retails 'em
0(0.0%)
Everybody oughtta get equal for them shits
19(34.5%)
My answer is complexified so see them Comments
5(9.1%)

You gots five debts. Also you found a bag of money. What to do?

Pay off a big hunk on each o' them debts
15(26.8%)
Pay off one of them debts altogether
17(30.4%)
Spend it all on candy
5(8.9%)
That depends on a number of factors and also I am boring
11(19.6%)
It is inconceivable to me that I would ever carry debt, you horrible little peasant
8(14.3%)

What is the worstest thing about Barry Obama?

he is a colored
3(5.5%)
he is a Mahometan, probably
2(3.6%)
he once smoked a crack rock
3(5.5%)
he is a liberal commie socialist red
5(9.1%)
he is insufficiently vociferous against the gays
2(3.6%)
he doesn't think the war is awesome
2(3.6%)
he has the same middle name as the first name of a bad person
12(21.8%)
he drinks a coffee drink that I do not drink
17(30.9%)
his wife seems kinda pushy
4(7.3%)
he is not a lady
5(9.1%)

Say whichums is true for value=you. (Car=any automobile INCLUDING A MOTORCYCLE, you difficult fucks.)

I currently have a car
0(0.0%)
I do not currently have a car
2(3.6%)
I have never had a car
2(3.6%)
I have had a different car in the past than I do now
0(0.0%)
I do not currently have a car but I have in the past
3(5.5%)
My car is paid fo'
0(0.0%)
My car is not paid fo' yet
1(1.8%)
I do not intend to ever have a car
0(0.0%)
My car is less than three years old
0(0.0%)
I plan on buying a new car within a year
0(0.0%)

Give yo haircut a name, yo.

nice ass

LEONARD PIERCE TELLS YOU WHAT: What the Lay-teez Like to Hear

"Baby, making love to you is the best three minutes of my week."

"Can you imagine if we had a daughter, and she was as hot as you? I'd have trouble keeping my hands off her."

"I'm so glad I have you to talk to about all the things that aren't interesting enough to go on my blog."

"You're not just my wife; you're my best friend. With a vagina."

"Sometimes I wish someone would really hurt you so I could kill them."

"You make love like a really skillful hooker."

"I don't deserve a woman as good as you. I deserve a trampy loser like your hot friend Jeanette."

"You look really good in that dress. It was your mom's, right?"

"The day I met you was the happiest day of my life. Way better than our wedding, or the day our stupid kids were born."

"Baby, you're so fine, I barely even need internet porn anymore."