June 19th, 2008


When I think of marriage, I think of the "tions"

My friend zulkey is getting married. I am going to be in her wedding, by which I mean I plan on drinking two fifths of Southern Comfort and shoving over the dais once the exchange of vows starts, but that's not important right now. The important thing is that I was thinking about what to get her as a wedding present, and I always forget what the process of registering is. Do the people tell you where they're registered? Or do you ask? Or are you supposed to find out through some arcane process of aura-reading the bride's heavenly glow? I'm not sure, but I know that whatever I get them, Steve's present is going to include a pamphlet about mail-order brides from one of the Koreas.

I hope Claire registers at one of these places:

- the Chicago White Sox Hall of Fame Gift Shop
- GrassCity.com
- Hot Doug's
- Bobak's
- Chuck's Gun Shop
- the Admiral
- Transitions Bookplace
- Carson Pirie Scott (lingerie department)
- White Castle (lingerie department)
- the International Museum of Surgical Science