July 3rd, 2008

he's just a stereotype

America: 230 Years of Barely Surviving the Horrible Threat of Foreigners

AMERICA'S ENEMIES THROUGH THE AGES: A REFERENCE LIST BY CURT CLANGBURY, CONSERVATIVE

Decade: the 1770s
Greatest Threat: the English
Nature of Threat: British sought to place us back under the thumb of their imperial rule
Consequences of Failure: we'd all be speaking English today
Victor: America!

Decade: the 1780s
Greatest Threat: liberals
Nature of Threat: Attempts to place too many restrictions on gun ownership and not enough restrictions on free speech into the Constitution
Consequences of Failure: a nation of unarmed blabbermouths
Victor: real Americans, but not decisively called for forces of good until 2008

Decade: the 1790s
Greatest Threat: the French
Nature of Threat: took whole "democracy" thing a bit too far
Consequences of Failure: widespread embrace of the metric system
Victor: guillotine manufacturers

Decade: the 1800s
Greatest Threat: Barbary pirates
Nature of Threat: darkies learned to operate sailing vessels
Consequences of Failure: ruination of the America's Cup
Victor: National Talk Like a Pirate Day
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