August 19th, 2008

banana

BELATED! BE ELATED!

I just don't know anymore.

Poll #1244721 I take a dump on the rainbow's end

The Olympics are

exciting
6(8.8%)
entertaining
19(27.9%)
a display of pure sportsmanship
2(2.9%)
boring
12(17.6%)
over, please, God, let the answer be 'over'
29(42.6%)

My favorite kind of kryptonite is

green
17(25.4%)
red
13(19.4%)
white
2(3.0%)
jewel
1(1.5%)
gold
4(6.0%)
blue
2(3.0%)
black
2(3.0%)
X
6(9.0%)
anti-
1(1.5%)
the kind that keeps your bike locked up
19(28.4%)

Aw, he ain't nothin' but a

hillbilly dilletante
6(9.0%)
fair-weather hick
5(7.5%)
demi-clyde
4(6.0%)
faux po'-folks
1(1.5%)
well-readneck
12(17.9%)
Robert E. come lately
6(9.0%)
hayseed wannabe
4(6.0%)
undercover Yankee
7(10.4%)
Mississippi PhD.
4(6.0%)
Alabamateur
16(23.9%)
50% less tarheel
1(1.5%)
armchair Arkansan
1(1.5%)

I have belonged to the following subcultures:

horse girls
0(0.0%)
comic geeks
0(0.0%)
heshers
0(0.0%)
Young Republicans
1(1.6%)
'hipsters'
0(0.0%)
drama fags
1(1.6%)
backpackers
1(1.6%)
computer nerds
2(3.2%)
hippies
1(1.6%)
the polyamorous
0(0.0%)
goth kids
0(0.0%)
mods
0(0.0%)
rockers
0(0.0%)
mockers
2(3.2%)
gun-totin', chronic-smokin' hearse initiators
0(0.0%)

So far for me, 2008 has been all about