November 20th, 2008

on a steel horse I ride

Tasteful San Antonio: The Fashioning

Spotted for the first time since I moved down here: Ugg boots.

This allows me to make an official estimate: fashion-wise, San Antonio is approximately 7 years behind New York and Los Angeles, and 6.5 years behind Chicago. This means that in terms of trends, it is also approximately 3 years ahead of Poland.

Also, I have to drive 90 miles to see Synechdoche, New York. That shit ain’t right.
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Whorin'

Hey.

Do you like me? I know you do. Don't even front.

Do you like The City Desk, everyone's favorite journal of fictional urbanism? You better.

Do you like the idea of spending several minutes of your day listening to my unpleasant voice reading a piece from The City Desk, concerning a typewriter repair service's mysterious commercial persistence, on a radio show about urban planning? Of course you do.

Get to it.