February 21st, 2011

out at home

War Minus the Shooting: It’s a Funny Old Game

With football season over and baseball season about to begin, that means only one thing:  it’s time for the 2011 Funny Name All-Stars announcements!

MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER FUNNY NAME ALL-STARS

  • Chicago Fire: Corben Bone, Baggio Husidic, Kwame Watson-Siriboe
  • Chivas USA: Kevin Guppy
  • Colorado Rapids: Nane Joseph Nane
  • Columbus Crew: Dilly Duka
  • DC United: Fred
  • FC Dallas: George John
  • Houston Dynamo: Hunter Freeman
  • Los Angeles Galaxy: Donovan Ricketts
  • New England Revolution: Kenney Mansally
  • New York Red Bulls: Tim Ream, Sinisa Ubiparipovic
  • Philadelphia Union: Amobo Okugo
  • Portland Timbers: Bright Dike
  • Real Salt Lake: Paolo Jr.
  • San Jose Earthquakes: Andre Andre Luis
  • Seattle Sounders FC: Terry Boss, Jhon Kennedy Hurtado
  • Sporting Kansas City: Teal Bunbury, Zoltan Zoltan
  • Toronto FC: Nana Attakora
  • Vancouver Whitecaps FC: Jonathan Leathers

MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FUNNY NAME ALL-STARS

  • Arizona Diamondbacks: J.J. Putz
  • Atlanta Braves: Jair Jurrjens
  • Baltimore Orioles: Felix Pie, Rick VandenHurk
  • Boston Red Sox: Jarrod Saltalamacchia
  • Chicago Cubs: Kosuke Fukudome, Koyle Hill
  • Chicago White Sox: Erick Threets
  • Cincinnati Reds: Yonder Alonzo
  • Cleveland Indians: Grady Sizemore
  • Colorado Rockies: Jhoulys Chacin
  • Detroit Tigers: Alberto Albuquerque, Charlie Furbush, Will Rhymes
  • Florida Marlins: Burke Badenhop
  • Houston Astros: Jason Bourgeois, Wandy Rodriguez
  • Kansas City Royals: Melky Cabrera
  • Los Angeles Angels: Jason Bulger
  • Los Angeles Dodgers: Blake Hawksworth
  • Milwaukee Brewers: Yuniesky Betancourt, Prince Fielder
  • Minnesota Twins: Jeff Manship
  • New York Mets: Lucas Duda, R.A. Dickey
  • New York Yankees: Nick Swisher
  • Oakland Athletics: Coco Crisp
  • Philadelphia Phillies: Antonio Bastardo, Brian Bocock
  • Pittsburgh Pirates: Jon Bowker
  • St. Louis Cardinals: Skip Schumacher
  • San Diego Padres: Chase Headley
  • San Francisco Giants: Madison Bumgarner, Buster Posey
  • Seattle Mariners: Milton Bradley, Chone Figgins, Doug Fister
  • Tampa Bay Rays: Reid Brignach
  • Texas Rangers: Pedro Strop, Taylor Teagarden
  • Toronto Blue Jays: Jo-Jo Reyes, Marc Rzepczynski
  • Washington Nationals: Atahualpa Severino

NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION FUNNY NAME ALL-STARS

  • Atlanta Hawks: Zaza Pachulia
  • Boston Celtics: Luke Harongody, Von Wafer
  • Charlotte Bobcats: DeSagana Diop
  • Chicago Bulls: Carlos Boozer
  • Cleveland Cavaliers: Jamario Moon
  • Dallas Mavericks: Ian Mahinmi
  • Denver Nuggets: Arron Afflalo, Renaldo Balkman, Nene Hilario
  • Detroit Pistons: Jonas Jerebko
  • Golden State Warriors: Acie Law
  • Houston Rockets: Chase Bundinger
  • Indiana Pacers: Tyler Hansbrough
  • Los Angeles Clippers: Rasual Butler, Ike Diogu
  • Los Angeles Lakers: Derrick Caracter
  • Memphis Grizzlies: Rudy Gay, Hasheem Thabeet
  • Miami Heat: Chris Bosh
  • Milwaukee Bucks: Keyon Dooling, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
  • Minnesota Timberwolves: Kosta Koufos
  • New Jersey Nets: Derrick Favors
  • New Orleans Hornets: DJ Mbenga, Quincy Pondexter
  • New York Knicks: Kelenna Azubuike
  • Oklahoma City Thunder: Nenad Krstic, Thabo Sefolosha
  • Orlando Magic: Hedo Turkoglu
  • Philadelphia ’76ers: Marreese Speights
  • Phoenix Suns: Zabian Dowdell, Marcin Gortat
  • Portland Trail Blazers: Patty Mills
  • Sacramento Kings: Luther Head, Pooh Jeter
  • San Antonio Spurs: Tiago Splitter
  • Toronto Raptors: DeMar DeRozan
  • Utah Jazz: Kyrylo Fesenko
  • Washington Wizards: Andray Blatche, JaVale McGee

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE FUNNY NAME ALL-STARS

  • Arizona Cardinals: Jay Feely, Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, LaRod Stephens-Howling
  • Atlanta Falcons: Coy Wire, Bear Woods
  • Baltimore Ravens: Todd Heap
  • Buffalo Bills: Jehuu Calucrick, Ed Wang, Mansfield Wrotto
  • Carolina Panthers: Captain Munnerlyn, Keith Null
  • Chicago Bears: Josh Bullocks, Julius Peppers
  • Cincinnati Bengals: Frostee Rucker, Fui Vakapuna
  • Cleveland Browns: Ko Quaye
  • Dallas Cowboys: Tashard Choice
  • Denver Broncos: Knowshon Moreno, Sydquon Thompson
  • Detroit Lions: Joe Jon Finley, Sammie Hill
  • Green Bay Packers: Brad Chillar, A.J. Hawk
  • Houston Texans: Trindon Holliday
  • Indianapolis Colts: Kole Heckendorf
  • Jacksonville Jaguars: Guy Whimper
  • Kansas City Chiefs: Jerheme Urban
  • Miami Dolphins: Richie Incognito, Lousaka Polite
  • Minnesota Vikings: Adrian Awasom, Cord Parks
  • New England Patriots: BenJarvus Green-Ellis
  • New Orleans Saints: Jermon Bushrod
  • New York Giants: Madison Hedgecock, Ayanga Okpokowuruk, Sage Rosenfels
  • New York Jets: D’Brickashaw Ferguson, Drew Willy
  • Oakland Raiders: Rock Cartwright, John Condo
  • Philadelphia Eagles: Brodrick Bunkley, Moise Fokou
  • Pittsburgh Steelers: Maurkice Pouncey, Limas Sweed
  • St. Louis Rams: C.J. Ah You, Michael Hoomanawanui
  • San Diego Chargers: James Dearth
  • San Francisco ’49ers: Travis LaBoy, Lance Long
  • Seattle Seahawks: Tyler Polumbus
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Kregg Lumpkin, Stylez G White
  • Tennessee Titans: Riar Geers, Yamon Figurs
  • Washington Redskins: Mike Furrey

NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE FUNNY NAME ALL-STARS

  • Anaheim Ducks: Kyle Chipchura
  • Atlanta Thrashers: Dustin Byfuglien
  • Boston Bruins: Johnny Boychuck
  • Buffalo Sabres: Craig Rivet
  • Calgary Flames: Jay Bouwmeester
  • Carolina Hurricanes: Tuomo Ruutu
  • Chicago Blackhawks: Michael Frolik
  • Colorado Avalanche: Brandon Yip
  • Columbus Blue Jackets: Grant Clitsome
  • Dallas Stars: Karlis Skrastins
  • Detroit Pistons: Justin Abdelkaber
  • Edmonton Oilers: Taylor Chorney, Shawn Horcoff
  • Florida Panthers: Keaton Ellerby, Darcy Hordichuk, Marty Reasoner
  • Los Angeles Kings: Jonathan Quick
  • Minnesota Wild: Cal Clutterbuck, Clayton Stoner
  • Montreal Canadiens: Roman Hamrlik
  • Nashville Predators: David Legwand, Jordin Tootoo
  • New Jersey Devils: Anssi Salmela
  • New York Islanders: Jesse Joensuu, Zenon Konopka, Rob Schrempf
  • New York Rangers: Mats Zuccarello
  • Ottawa Senators: Colin Greening
  • Philadelphia Flyers: Darroll Powe, Chris Pronger
  • Phoenix Coyotes: Vernon Fiddler, Nolan Yonkman
  • Pittsburgh Penguins: Alex Goligoski
  • St. Louis Blues: Carlo Colaiacovo, B.J. Crombeen, Nikita Nikitin
  • San Jose Sharks: Ben Eager
  • Tampa Bay Lightning: Matt Smaby
  • Toronto Maple Leafs: Tyler Bozak, Joey Crabb
  • Vancouver Canucks: Manny Malhotra
  • Washington Capitals: Jason Chimera

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