Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Bits your uncle

- I slept improperly a couple of nights ago, and messed up my neck. Now I'm walking around with my giant fat head tilted over to one side. I probably look like a damaged globe. Also, I keep flashing to that joke from Futurama where Fry and Bender are living together and his comes into work all hunched over, and explains that Bender just had carpeting installed and now his head hits the ceiling.

- I've had to work late this week (until 5PM instead of my normal 4PM departure) to make up for the half-day I took Monday to go to a screening, and let me tell you something: the working hour between 4PM and 5PM is the most agonizing, interminable time period measurable by man. I swear, it takes like five seconds from the time my alarm goes off until the time I have to leave for work, whereas I could probably fucking carve Mount Rushmore between 4PM and quitting time. To make it all the worse, I'm doing this excruciatingly boring software-update project that requires doing the exact same thing about ten thousand times in a row and then typing in a short string of numbers at the end over and over and over again. Ah well! At least I'm not being paid very much to do it.

- I've decided, having been pushed forward by the decision of someone I know, to go the hell ahead and get my next tattoos. I've got a little extra money coming in next month from writing gigs, and I haven't gotten one in forever despite still needing about eight to finish my collection. So, come mid-March, it's time for another exciting and slightly painful visit to the Tattoo Factory! I don't even know if my regular inker still works there. I hope so.
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