Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Pole time!

Longtime obssessive readers of my LiveJournal may remember that I have a set of vintage Pepsi glasses from the '70s featuring DC superheroes, and that, due to my deep-seated hatred of Aquaman, I like to drink soda out of the Aquaman glass and pretend that he is drowning in a tank full of motor oil.

Well, last night, having run out of Fresca and being too lazy to go get the carton of Canada Dry out of my car, I filled the Aquaman glass full of ice and opened up an old 2-liter bottle of diet Dr. Pepper. Immediately upon drinking it, I learned it was so old that it had gone completely flat and was additionally syrupy and gross. So I instantly poured it down the drain, and actually said out loud, "You've won this round, Aquaman!"

Poll #255486 Enjoy,

What does this mean?

You are insane
1(5.9%)
You really need a girlfriend
4(23.5%)
You spend too much time thinking about Aquaman
6(35.3%)
I don't know what it means, but I know I don't like it
4(23.5%)
What was the question?
2(11.8%)
Tags: geek, polls
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