Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Today's 1970s live-action superhero horoscopes

Hold up there, Slim

Some misunderstandings could cause confusion at home today. However, you have natural tact and diplomacy, which will certainly come in handy. Your habit of wearing your internal organs on the outside may lead to pain, disgust and infections. Your Euro-Fro rating is 6.5.

Last seen heading to New Paltz

There is some chance that you will receive an early morning visitor. While it will be a surprise, it turns out to be a welcome one indeed. Certain social trends on the west coast, the Pacific Northwest, upstate New York, and New England give you cause for hope. Your Farrah-Hair rating is 9.0.

In her satin tights, fighting for our…hey, wait!  SATIN?!?

A group gathering you attend today could likely have long-term beneficial ramifications. Perhaps you strike up a conversation with a stranger who turns out to be an expert in a field you are interested in. You really put on airs from someone who wears satin panties with spangles on them. Your Farrah-Hair rating is 5.5.

America’s greatest wheelchair director

You are looking better than you ever have. And don't think your mate doesn't notice! Even though communication between the two of you may have been somewhat strained lately, today all that's forgotten as you delight in each other's company. You will be punished for your hubris, however, by way of suicide, scandal or a freak horsing accident. Your Euro-Fro rating is 0.0.

Does whatever a spider can, within reasonable limits

A letter, phone call or visit from a lover or close friend is likely to bring interesting news your way. Your creative energies are at their peak, so why not try your hand at writing, music, drawing or painting? You will be quickly forgotten in deference to a multimillion-dollar vehicle with better special effects. Your Euro-Fro rating is 3.0.

Rockin’ the Strangefro

It is unlike you, but today you find yourself relying on your intuition to guide you through some tricky territory. You may be somewhat distressed by the behavior of the people close to you. You’re pretty awesome, but no one knows you. At least you’ll always have those long evenings with Ditko, sharing Tropical Shot schnapps and discussing Objectivism! Your Euro-Fro rating is 10.0.

I can’t HEAR you!

Your inspiration and imagination are at their peak. You may want to try your hand at some kind of an artistic project; you are sure to be pleasantly surprised by the results! Moon in Saturn indicates that Big Head and Rock Face make trouble for Hulk, but look for unexpected aid from puny humans. Your Euro-Fro rating is 2.5.

En la mascara plata

Your attractiveness and sociability are at a peak today, so don't hesitate to put both to good use! You will shine brightly at any social occasion you attend, whether you are the host or merely a guest. Su torso sustancioso y olor encantador del comino le servirán bien, pero se guardan de las mujeres del vampiro del albino. Your Chicano-Fro rating is 4.0.
Tags: comics, fotos, laffs

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