Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

In non-how-pathetic-I-am news...

You know what's fun, if you're a dufus with lots of time on your hands? Selectively editing AP news story headlines (you know, the top stories headlines on Yahoo!'s front page) by just adding or subtracting a word, in order to make them funny. It's sort of like photoshopular, only without the need for expensive software or talent. And also less funny.

So, from:

•  Kerry says he will end overseas tax breaks
•  2 Palestinians killed attacking from sea
•  White House asks 9/11 panel to meet Rice
•  HIV infection less likely in circumcised men
•  Bunless burgers old news to Calif. chain

You get:

•  Kerry says he will spend overseas tax breaks
•  2 Palestinians killed attacking sea monster
•  White House asks 9/11 panel to eat rice
•  HIV infection less funny in circumcised men
•  Bunless burgers old at Calif. chain

Try it, if you're really bored.
Tags: laffs, news
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