I am almost to the point that I figure it's better to look like a fat Rasputin and just let the beard grow out, but you have to trim a beard, which is probably as big a pain in the ass as shaving. But I dunno. It's not like I'm ever going to have a girlfriend again; why should I care what I look like?
I could be on the verge of a "decision" here. Prepare to meet Tolstoi Leonard.