Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Hows about a nice Hawaiian hate mail?

Today's mailbox contains this little dandy, reprinted in its entirety. It is yet another in a seemingly endless series of responses to this ever-popular installment of the Ludic Log. Said log entry seems to instill in people the belief that I am (a) white, (b) a virulent racist, and (c) deserving of great wrath at the hands of my internet brothers and sisters. Irony could not be reached for comment.

Anyway, here's the hate mail:

All negative terms come from white people! There were no niggers in Africa. The nigga was made in America by the nigger makers --- so called white people. White people are the diseased offspring of black people. We made you! You are Africanoid, Cacausoid, Mongoloids! You are Mutanoids from the caves and hills of of Europe: Albino Mutants! There were no monkeys or apes on the planet until we made you! You are the mothers and fathers of all the apes on the planet.

One more thing: You're not a native anywhere on our planet! We made you beasts like the Island of Dr. Moreau. I dare you to write me back! I will educate your stupid ass! You criminal from the caves and hills of Europe. LOL! You want to be everything but what you really are: A race of devils like in "Mary Shelley's Frankenstein."


I thought about writing the guy back, but I'm not sure I want to explain the basic elements of irony and the notion of reading for context to someone who buys into the grafted-devils-of-Jakub theory.

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