Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Cheese us, Christ

You know, it's not as if Pizza Hut pizzas don't have like a pound of cheese on them already. And it's not as if they won't sell you a cheese pizza with extra cheese. There's no fucking shortage of cheese on a Pizza Hut pizza, is what I am saying. But for some reason, I guess because they hate us all the way that Kid Miracleman hated Miracleman, they introduced a Stuffed Crust Pizza, which had a big ring of cheese baked into the crust of the pizza, making, in total, six tons of cheese on a medium-size pizza.

But now, they have introduced the Golden Ring Stuffed Crust Pizza, which appears to be a cheese pizza with extra cheese, AND a cheese-stuffed crust, AND an additional pile of cheese baked on top of the cheese-stuffed crust.

My question is, from an economic standpoint, wouldn't it be more cost-effective to send over a guy to simply slice your chest open and tear out your heart with pliers?
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