Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


Another year come and gone and I still haven't been nominated for a Webby. The balls of whom must I suck to get nominated for a fucking Webby, I ask you? And what's more, 2003-2004 has seen me fail to win, among other things:

- People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
- the American League Cy Young Award
- a Golden Globe
- Forbes Magazine's 500 Richest People in the World
- a Darwin Award
- the Nobel Peace Prize
- Time Magazine's "Man of the Year"
- an Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series
- Heavyweight Champion of the World
- the Clanky, which is an award I just made up for excellence in the field of web-based short-form humor writing about robots

Where's my burrito, goddamn it? Where's my burrito?
Tags: junk

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