Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Well, I just wrote a HUGE, HUGE entry introducing myself to all my new LJ friends (hi, new people! You are all very sexy!), and of course LJ ate it. So I will merely mention the high points of it (please read my website, I am incredibly good in bed, irony is fun) and put in the last part, entitled "The 10 Best Christian Books You've Never Heard Of".

1. "Pelagian Heresy for Dummies"
2. "Go Down, Moses: A Guide to Cunnilingus in the Old Testament"
3. "The Devil Wears the Skin of the Woman Who Wrote 'The Devil Wears Prada'"
4. "Steal This Bible"
5. "Why Smart Saviors Do Stupid Things, or, Figs Are Out of Season, You Jackass"
6. "H.M.S. Begat"
7. "Why Leonard is Going To Hell for Not Believing in God"
8. "You'll Never Heal Lepers in This Town Again"
9. "Dennis Miller: The Prophecies"
10. "Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Reading a Book Written 2000 Years Ago By a Bunch of Superstitious Morons Who Didn't Even Know About Gravity"
Tags: jeebus, laffs, lists

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