I might be driving out to Phila this October to read at a literary festival. I need to know a couple things about your town, to which I hain't never beened.
1. Is parking a goddamn nightmare? I understand it's only about a 12-15 hour drive from Chic, which is why I'm considering driving instead of flying, but if I'm gonna get crazy hassle with parking, I'll just get a damn plane ticket.
2. Am I gonna be able to get a hotel room without going bankrupt? Or, failing that, how likely am I to be murdered by vagrants if I sleep behind a Dumpster?
3. Who gone show me a goooooood tahm?