Now, if the publications in question just pay me with as much speed, I shall be a happy fellow.
I have nothing due now for a little while, so I can hopefully get some work done on the crappy novel. Also, I'm still HA HA taking commissions, if anyone wants anything written for them. Meanwhilst, for the two of you who enjoyed my last radio appearance, I will be on WLUW's "Under Surveillance" show again soon, discussing political humor and satire after 9/11. Details of the broadcast date when I have them.
Oddly enough, this Memorial Day holiday will be the first three-day weekend in a while where I don't have any immediate writing deadlines. What will I do with myself? Good grief! I think it's a given that I will
(a) get high
(c) load more songs onto my iPod, Misty
(d) go to a White Sox game
(e) shoot a man in Gurnee (watch those gurnee wounds, folks, they hurt like a hen-wetter) just to watch him die
But that's not going to fill the whole weekend! What to do? What, indeed, to goddamn do? Maybe I can find a good floating crap game and fall in love with a missionary. Or perhaps do some other thing that involves the words "floating", "crap" and "missionary".
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