Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Make it a double, you sissy marys!

Hey, hey! May is coming to an end with a ball-smackin' THREE DAY WEEKEND for working mens like myself. This means two things: (a) it's time for a new icon set and (b) I need to know what to do with myself for three days.

So, as usual when the time comes to make important decisions about my unimportant LiveJournal, I turn to you, the bored reader.

Question #1: What's my next icon set to be? For Christ's sake, folks, vote wisely this time. I'm sure you're all severely regretting having voted for pictures of me last time, as the readership of this journal has dwindled away to nothing and many of you have barely posted since April in fear I might leave a comment and you'd have to look at a little icon of my hideous visage. So, your choices are:

(a) pictures of tasty sandwiches, yum yum!
(b) country music stars whose careers peaked before you were born
(c) out-of-context pictures of male porn stars
(d) more forgotten cereal icons of the distant past
(e) guns I have owned, fired, or lusted after in my heart

The second question in this extravaganza of timewastery: what are your plans for the upcoming Memorial Day holiday, other than remembering people who got their faces shot off by Nazis?

GO TIME! GO TIME, GOD DAMN IT! GOOOOOOOOO!

Poll #299680 June icons are busting out all over!

What icon set should I use next?

delicious sandwiches
10(30.3%)
country cousins
7(21.2%)
porn, porn and more porn
4(12.1%)
more goddamn cereal
1(3.0%)
my favorite firearms
4(12.1%)
some other thing, which I will specify in the comments section
1(3.0%)
my lack of interest in this question is as towering as ever
1(3.0%)
he did what to who now?
2(6.1%)
my name is Clarence! Will you be my parents?
2(6.1%)
when will the pain of my miserable existence end?
1(3.0%)

What are you doing over the holiday weekend?

I'm getting fucking DRU-HUNK, Leonard!
0(0.0%)
I have to work, because I don't HAVE a holiday, your majesty.
1(3.3%)
I'll be having some awesome sex with my 'significant other'. Loser!
2(6.7%)
I'm going to visit a famous vacation spot, Leonard. May I send you a postcard?
2(6.7%)
Same as always. Smokin' weed, crackin' off, watchin' the dancin' foreigner show on the tee vee.
2(6.7%)
I am a student. Every day is a holiday for me.
3(10.0%)
I am KOMMISAR DOOMSDAY! And I vill DESTROY YOU ALL! Ha ha ha.
4(13.3%)
I'm gonna read, or 'create', or watch my hair grow, or something pointless like that.
12(40.0%)
Eatin' wood.
4(13.3%)
PARTY AT SENOR FROG'S WHOOOO SHOW US YOUR TITS AND SO FORTH
0(0.0%)
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