Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

I sell solutions

Here's how the Middle Eastern and Arab nations could win the public relations war with the west: likeable names. No American consumer can say no to a happy, ingratiating name. Some suggesstions:

1. Yummin
2. Irock
3. Party Arabia
4. Bestpalestine
5. Sinsyria

For a few million of those oil dollars, I will do this for all 22 Arab League members, and war will surely be averted.
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