Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Shine on, you horny diamond

One of the guys who came over to install our supercable yesterday had to get at the back of our TV, which was interfered with by the location of our PSX2. As he was moving it, he asked the Roommate if he could see which games we had. She cheerfully agreed.

"Oh,", he said, noting that Grand Theft Auto: Vice City was on top of the pile, "I have this one. I got bored with it after a week."

"Yeah?" she inquired.

"Yeah," he said. "There's only so many hookers you can screw, you know."

BACK AWAY SLOWLY, SUPERCABLE MAN. JUST WALK AWAY.
Tags: diary, game, geek, trivium
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