Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator
ludickid

Take these, boys, in lieu of that other thing

So, in lieu of the Monday Shitlist, here's a thing you can play with. Lately, there have been some notions which I generally find to be accurate which I am considering promoting to the category of truism. Once they become truisms, I will defend them as universally correct and apply all the tortured logic at my disposal in order to demonstrate their universality. They will also receive a handsome commemorative gold watch, a chateau in Switzerland, and all the raccoon pussy they can handle.

Before I do, though, I want to put them through a rigorous vetting process. Below is a list of several of these truisms; the space provided is for you to give me any counter-examples you can think of. (I have actually already thought of exceptions for #3 and #4, so it shouldn't be too hard, except for the first one, which I believe is ironclad.) Have fairy-fun.

Poll #317555 Prove Me Wrong!

No movie director with only one name has ever been any good.

The length of time during which any given band does its most interesting and worthwhile work is no longer than seven years.

Writers who come to comics after having achieved success in other media put out lousy work.

If a novel contains more than five poems, or if the novel begins with a poem, it will suck.

Leonard Pierce is a sackoshit cowboy who never did nuthin for nobunny.

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