Today's Shitlist: THINGS. If you are anything like me, you are a short-tempered psychopath who sometimes gets so frustrated with non-functioning physical objects that you want to smash them into a million pieces and then shit on the pieces, in a demented real-world reenactment of the copier scene from Office Space. So, my question to you is: what objects have driven you into a maddening rage? What things have so frustrated you that you wanted to build a working death ray just so you could obliterate them from existence forever? Be they computers, cars, gadgets or widgets, list them below and tell me why you wanted to crush them.
Irrational emotional response to inanimate object...GO!!!!!