Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator

Someone pay me for this idea

I've never seen FOX's dynamite new reality series "Joe Millionaire", but I have an idea for a sequel that's just darling.

It would be called "Moe Jillionaire". A dozen skanky sub-Trixies would be asked to compete for the love of an ugly, foul-tempered bartender who had just inherited a jillion dollars.

Contestants would be eliminated as they slowly realized that there's no such number as a jillion. The last person left would be the stupidest one of all, and then they would have a bunch of babies and live happily ever after.
Tags: laffs, teevee

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