Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator (ludickid) wrote,
Gun-totin', Chronic-smokin' Hearse Initiator


I went to a safety committee meeting for my job last night that turned into a big ol' drinkin' party. I had five tequila and tonics and good Lord they sure were fine. I'm glad I was never a big junkie or alcoholic so that I had to quit drinking, because man! I like drinking. I would be sad if I couldn't drink anymore. Let's hear it for drinking!

This love of drinking no doubt accounts for the shitty writing and enormous amount of typographical errors in my web log last night. Luckily, no one reads it, so I think I got away without anyone noticing.

I'm still searching for the one item of clothing I will look really good in. I think clown shoes might be the way to go.
Tags: drunk, whorin', work

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